9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 15, 2013
Transcript:
Woman:I feel so stupid. Woman: So, tell me when it all began. Woman: When I started feeling stupid? I was in third grade, and I found a tack in my chair, places by a little miscreant named randy ackfinaki. so I picked him up and stuck him head first into a wastepaper basket. woman: No, I mean, when did you embark on your life of crime? Woman: some say it was the day I upended randy ackfinaki in the wastepaper basket. He smelled like fermenting dirty laundry. woman: Ah, I smell acquittal. woman: All I can smell is randy ackfinaki.