9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 03, 2012
Transcript:
Man: The debate took a dramatic turn when a cat wandered onto the stage and pausing to regard incumbent and challenger alike, selected on ankle and began rubbing against it. This surprise endorsement took on momentum, resulting in a sympathetic landslide victory, during his acceptance speech. The winner, bearing the cat on his shoulder, hailed the day as a triumph not only for his policies, but as a hope for animals everywhere. solange: People are doomed! All of them! Doomed! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!