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Oct 9, 2012
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Uncle ethel's locutionary field guide to earth plebiscite edition. damage, noun: harm, destruction, cost. 
"what's the damage?" Will be asked when summoning the check for breakfast at a diner; or when the government delivers a bill bearing any number followed by 12 or more zeros. The only difference is that, in the latter case, you actually elect the waiter.
Oct 11, 2012
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