9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 13, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: So...what happened? Amos: Edda told me she was pregnant, so I bought an engagement ring and was going to ask her to marry me, when she told me she wasn't pregnant ager all, and I didn't propose then she found the ring in my pocket and bolted like a hare, then I wanted to propose again, but she ran again...and I'm here and she's there, and everything's really stupid. Woman: Just a second..you two have been dancing the mortise and tenon out of holy wedlock? Amos: I hate it when she bathes me in that look of implicit disapproval. Woman: Smokin.