9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 13, 2011
November 12, 2011
November 14, 2011
Transcript:
Man: What is it about people and glasses? if you wear spectacles, everyone thinks you're some kind of milquetoast dweeb... with a towering IQ and all the personal allure of a garden slug. woman: If men understood women at all, optometrists would clean up...take 'em off! Woman: Take 'em off! Take 'em off! Take 'em off, off, off! Woman: Oh, baby! Man: you stuffed cash into my fruit of the looms. Woman: It isn't the wearing, it's the removal. Yep...and there's another mr. washington where that came from.
