9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 26, 2011
October 25, 2011
October 27, 2011
Transcript:
Puppet: Hey, geriatric boy, get a room! And who's the chick giving you the tonsillectomy, grampa? With a fogged lens and a nausea suppressant I could go for her in a big way. Man: Meet sphinxter, the mobile comments wart. puppet: Are those your own dentures, or a timeshare between you and pa kettle here? puppet: Was I too gentle? Man: Frankly, I think you need to work on your tone of sanctimony.
