9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 15, 2011

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Nun: I thought I told you not to move from your spot! Man: Being non linear, without temporal considerations for my existence, I am everywhere at once...so I didn't move. It makes deitizing so much easier than if I were, so to speak, on the clock. Nun: "deitzing"? Man: In my leisure time, I enjoy word coinage. man: I'm not sure merriam webster is going to indulge you in this, monty. Man: Plague one of their younger editors with lice. They'll see reason.