9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 12, 2011
Transcript:
thorax: your uncle charly says he secretly fancied you...in a manner that, once confessed, to aunt rose, left him distributed widely in a variety of unmarked graves. Aunt rose also says hello, but not in a manner I care to repeat. Woman: Basically, you're not offering anything even remotely approaching proof as your claims as a medium.Thorax: oh...i'm sorry. Did I forget the ectoplasm? Woman: The what? Woman: Don't just gape..hand me a kleenex.