9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 09, 2011

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Seth says, "Women are not physically alluring to me, Edda, or sexy or seductive. It's the way I am. You can't change that." Edda says, "I see… Fernanda?" Fernanda says, "Yes?" Edda says, "Would you raise your right index finger?" Fernanda says, "You mean..." Fernanda says, "...Like this?" Edda says, "Mark?... It's Maxine the oboe player all over again." Seth says, "Tie me to a mast! ...Gouge out my eyes!"