9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 15, 2011
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Transcript:
Seth says, "Fernanda, why did you deliberately insult me with that crack about sugarplum fairies?" Fernanda says, "Because you're gay, and you were being so sweet to me." Seth says, "Forgive me for questioning your motives, but right now you don't seem all that averse to my homosexuality." Fernanda says, "I never was. I had a little crush on you." Seth says, "In my experience, 'a little crush,' is roughly analogous to 'a little thermonuclear explosion.'" Fernanda says, "That pretty much describes my little crush."
