9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 02, 2009

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Bill says, "By the way, Edie Ernst won't do." Gran says, "I beg your pardon?" Bill says, "Not with German prisoners. We'll call you Eva Ernst, if you don't mind." Gran says, "No, I guess not." Gran says, "What is your full name, lieutenant?" Bill says, "Earl William O'Malley." Bill says, "But you can call me BIll, inasmuch as I'm supposed to be in love with you."