9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 04, 2009

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monty says, "You know, three-piece suits don't just grow on trees." Pap says, "If you was really the creator of the Universe, you'd be able to turn this rock into a box of cracker-jacks!" Thorax says, "You didn't really expect the young woman to sign off on your decision to convert her unborn child into a cockroach, did you?" Pap says, "If you was really the almighty, you'd be able to make anumal shadows with your hands." Monty says, "That was a courtesy call. Gods don't need anyone to sign off." Pap says, "If you was a real god, you'd be able to pull flags of all nations out of your nose." Thorax says, "When, Pap, are you going to learn to shut up?" Pap says, "I don't see Norway! Where's Norway?!"