9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 29, 2006

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"This notion that you have sexy knees...It troubles me." "Why?" "It's so superficial. They're just knees. Plain, simple, functional...Supple, gently sculpted, toothsome, alluring..." "Ordinarily, I don't hyperventilate until after ten adjectives." "But it's so cute when you kneel."