9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 14, 2006

Transcript:

"I got a message from Monty. This last applicant for Mega-God...He says to take a pass. We're looking for real talent." "Talent!? The guy has awards coming out his ears, his Shakespeare has been hailed on both sides of the Atlantic, some have said he wears the mantle of Olivier." "Yes, but how will he look in a red Speedo, administering the kiss of death to an augmented blonde under the watchful gaze of a crowd of mouth-breathing, spring break coeds?" "Anybody can play Shylock, but how many can put him over in a spandex thong full of sand?" "I so love it when you start defining greatness."