9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 25, 2006

Transcript:

"So, how was Father What's'is-face?" "Nice enough. I think Diane is in love with him." "Did you ever think of being a priest?" "Man, I'd be in closets within closets, like a Russian nested doll." "On the pro side, black is slimming." "I hear an epiphany coming."