9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 06, 2004

Transcript:

"Finally, I decided to focus my alien abductions on heads of state...the most recent being Larchmont F. Timpton, President of the United States." "The President's name is not Larchmont F. Timpton." "Oh." "Let's go...we've heard enough." "Very funny, Larchmont."