9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 01, 2004
August 31, 2004
September 02, 2004
Transcript:
"First of all, Sir, exactly how many alien abductions are you reporting?" "Well, if memory serves, about 37 for the fiscal year, not counting the three who wriggled free of my grip and bolted shrieking for the timber." "Wait a minute...You abducted people for hideous, unspeakable alien experimentation?" "That, and I had a drawing for an S.U.V."
