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9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
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Aug 30, 2004
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"Why do you gentlemen always wear sunglasses?"
 "Because sunglasses announce that we protect national security from bogus crackpots."
 "Otherwise we would just look like a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses circling the neighborhood for prey."
 "Actually, we are a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses, but we hire ourselves out for national security and get these cool sunglasses."
 "Mine are Armani."
Sep 1, 2004
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