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9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
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Aug 29, 2004
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"Excuse us, Sir, But are you the individual who reported multiple alien abductions to the federal goverment?"
 "Yes, I am."
 "And are you, by any chance, politically extreme, religiously frenzied, girdled with explosives and dangerously insane?"
 "I like to think so."
 "And are those...um...Tollhouse cookies we smell?"
Aug 31, 2004
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