9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 25, 2004

Transcript:

"Amos, when you visit, I wish you wouldn't try on my high heels." "Why?" "Is it because you think they exocise pent up feelings of inferiority to you that only tallness can cure? Is that the reason?" "Or because you suspect my wearing them touches on a deep, disturbed yearning to cross-dress?" "Or is it because you think they represent some kind of fetish, the name of which shouldn't even be whispered? Is that why?" "No, this is why." "I think my retainers caught on your shag."