9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 01, 2004
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"Oh my Lord Nooooo!" "Pull out! Pull out!" "I came this close to torpedoing my date with the most disastrous personal comment. But, I stopped myself." "Hey Juliette, want to hear something fascinating about middle-aged female lip hair?" "Mayday! Mayday!"