9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 02, 2004
January 01, 2004
January 03, 2004
Transcript:
"Before you pound me, question for a moment what it is about a person of your build and intellect that mandates you mete out corporal punishment to such as I." "Is it chronic, ineluctable discomfiture over your manifest inferiority? Or is it frustration that, unlike the gibbon at the zoo, you simply have no excrement to throw?" "But he hit ME!" "Nevertheless, I'm putting you on detention for giving him ideas."
