9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 12, 2003
Transcript:
"Sometimes I think you could do so much better than me. I don't know why a woman as lovely as you are continues to stick by my side." "Something you should know about women is that for a great many of us there's nothing sexier than a man who is loving, quiet, witty, shy, intelligent, monogamous..." "...Oh...and a fitness celebrity." "...Um, actually..." "And there's nothing sexier than a man who tiptoes around a woman's fragile illusions."