9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 02, 2003

Transcript:

"The thing about meditation is that people see you looking serene, and want to stop and chat." "So it's best to adopt a severe facial expression to warn them off...That's not bad, but it should be even worse." "Exactly...Now no one will ever bother you." "This only proves you should shop around before picking a guru."