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9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
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Jul 31, 2003
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"Hello, I'm calling from Trihedron-West International Telephone Systems...How are you today?" 
 "My leg is presently caught in the quantum singularity in my tractor shed..."
 "...Such that my foot has emerged through a space-time rift in the Omicron sector of the galaxy where Zeligoid Mucus Beings are attempting to mate with my toes...With some success, I might add..."
 "Okay, who gave me this number?"
Aug 2, 2003
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