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9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
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Jan 13, 2003
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Gran: "You can't possibly believe you have a file of the destinies of every human being on Earth!"   Thorax: "Well, in point of fact, no...not everyone's destiny." Gran: "Now you're making sense."   Thorax: "The records are separated into three categories: the 'destined,' the 'fated,' and the 'doomed.' Would you like me to check on yours?"   Thorax: "Fancy a woman her age hurdling two cows and a picket fence."
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