9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 11, 2002
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Voice on the telephone: "Hello, this is Ethercom Telecommunications, the long-distance empire, and we'd like to know if your present long-distance service is..." Caption: "Hallmarks of Felinity No. 144." Caption: "The ability to give expression to one's feelings with uncanny eloquence."