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Nov 4, 2002
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Juliette: "How was the opera?" Edda: "Good, but it made me think..."   Edda: "When Dad cheated on you, you were in woeful dereliction of opera plot regulations...You should have denounced him publicly at a large party of overweight people, vowed revenge..."   Edda: "...purchased a magic potion from a hideous witch, bellowed eternal maledictions on his paramours, and sung an aria while contracting tuberculosis."   Juliette: "The thought occurred, but divorce court seemed so much more lyrical."
Nov 6, 2002
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