9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 05, 2002

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mannequins Juliette: "Nothing says caveat emptor like a mannequin with a severed head." Juliette: "hm..." Juliette: "I'll take it...It's a perfect fit." Customer service lady Juliette: "Wait till you see what I bought...It fits like a glove." Edda: "Well, howdy doody there, role model!'' Juliette: "It didn't fit in front of my daughter." Customer service lady