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Nov 7, 2001
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"According to my calculations, Amos becomes infatuated with a girl on avereage, four times a week."
 "Is there a moment in life when you come to realize that you fell truly in love?"
 "For me it was when I found myself before a judge while my lawyer and your dad's lawyer squeezed every drop of money from my open veins."
 "That's when I realized the only possible explanation was that I had been in love."
 "Come on mom, cut through the schmaltz."
Nov 9, 2001
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