9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 19, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette and Elliott are sitting in a sofa together with their arms around each other. Juliette asks: "Sometimes, when we're alone, do you feel the desire to morph into a couple of exotic, unfettered wild creatures?" Elliott replies: "Oh yeah!" Elliot has become a giant rhinocerous. Juliette has become a bird. She asks: "Do you feel like consulting me just a weensy bit first?"