9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 24, 2001
Transcript:
Edda and Juliette are sitting in a couch watching television. Edda says: "It's still happening...Every time I see a cute guy, I want to wrap around him like a ravenous cephalopod." Juliette says: "I know how you feel." Juliette says: "Maybe we should just watch an old movie and put it out of our minds....What's on tonight?" Edda says: "A Cary Grant marathon." Both Edda and Juliette have become octopuses.