9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 18, 2001
May 17, 2001
May 19, 2001
Transcript:
A man says to Thorax: "When this form asks for distinguishing traits, Mr. Thorax, we need you to list any marks, scars or physical irregularities... ...just for our records." Thorax says: "Ah, well, there's a mole just under the left earlobe, a ferret-like nose, somewhat thin lips, and a chin dimple deliberately accentuated with number two pencil lead." The man looks at the form. The man says: "Right...Now that you've got mine down, would you care to share a few of your own?"
