9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 13, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette's student says to another woman: "I was talking to her about my exam grade when she bent over and began moaning." Juliette grumbles with anguish, bent forward on the table before her. Juliette exclaims: "Get Dr. Greene!...Hurry!" The other woman leaves briskly to get help. Juliette's student has her mind elsewhere than on the scene. Juliette's student says: "So anyway, about my grade..."