9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 18, 2000
Transcript:
Edda and Amos are at the store looking at deodorants. Edda says: "Our society obsesses over deodorants and perfumes..." Edda says: "...Yet Beethoven, one of civilization's monumental geniuses, had the personal hygiene of a rodent and smelled like a dumpster." Edda says: "It really makes one examine one's values in a harsh, critical light." Amos replies: "It sure does." Amos says: "It's staggering to speculate what heights he might have achieved with a roll-on."