9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 07, 1993
Transcript:
edda: you date's here. woman: can you keep him entertained? Edda: oh sure. I'll play "Flight of the bumblebee" on my armpit. woman: I'll be right there. Edda: good. Edda: mom'll be down in a moment. Man: ...uh....okay.... edda: she's kind of vulnerable right now. so you will be considerate? Man: y...yes of course. edda: Look after her needs...don't keep her up late...be gentlemanly in all respects... man: uh..I will..... Edda: And lose the gut.