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1. 

   Just plain Steve said, 15 days ago

   HeeHaw!!! Chuckwagon race!!!

   Morning all!

2. 

   Margueritem said, 15 days ago

   Dream on, Chicken……

   Good morning, Carmy, Rakkav, and Steve!

3. 

   grazer said, 15 days ago

   EUREKA!—the slowest California gold rush ever!

4. 

   Johanan Rakkav said, 15 days ago

   Good morning, All!

   It had better be - as I believe JAD pointed out, the moment the Cows move there will be a really strong tendency for Chicken to plow the ground with his beak.

   Of course, at this point in the absurdity, a little detail like that is the least of Chicken’s worries. :))

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   Doctor Toon said, 15 days ago

   Give the Cows a few cups of my Nuclear Coffee.
   They’ll move so fast they’ll disrupt the space-time continuum and travel back in time to catch the gold when it lands.

   How’s THAT for absurdity?

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   Aryalover said, 15 days ago

   Hey Johanan Rakkav, how about a little credit here?
   I said it two posts before JAD. He was more wordy about it though
   Nobody ever listens to me. (sniff! Waaa!)

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   ffkelton said, 15 days ago

   It’s a mad mad ,mad mad world!!!

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   Dry said, 15 days ago

   Oh good lord! Turn around and look behind you chicken!

   good one today, Steve! Of course, they’re all good!

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   Yukoneric said, 15 days ago

   Better gas mileage and there are no gas pumps in the desert.

10. 

    DigitalFrog said, 15 days ago

    of course, when they all get lost in the desert without any food, some roast beef and fried chicken is going to look mighty good…

11. 

    cleokaya said, 15 days ago

    Time to give Dale a call. NASCAR isn’t working. Maybe you can get him to drive fast.

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    Dr. Electro said, 15 days ago

    Dam you ffkelton! You win this time! You beat me to my line. I knew I should have jumped out of bed when the alarm rang! I’ll gat you next time, and your little dog, too!

    That was absolutely the first thought in my head when I saw the car lineup. Especially the old fire truck!

    Where’s Rickles when you need somebody slapped?

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 15 days ago

    I don’t remember seeing the screen name Aryalover before. Said person must have posted a comment after I had posted something.

    Chicken built that Prairie Schooner, aka covered wagon; but, he forgot to attach a wagon tongue to the front axle.

    Since there is no wagon tongue, there is nothing to attach the trees to either. For the cows to be used like oxen, each of them needs to have its harness attached to a single tree.

    When two animals are used to pull something with a tongue in front of it, 2 of those trees are called double-trees.

    It will take a miracle of a “phantasie” for that wagon to move. A “phantasie” is a process of creative imagining - - not escapism, but, active, faithful, imaging of possibilities.

    What kind of truck is the Baliff driving. He’s in that red vehicle directly behind the wagon.

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    ffkelton said, 15 days ago

    Yeah Dr Electro and maybe we can have some Old Fashions just like dad used to make.

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    ed-in-toledo said, 15 days ago

    Some people don’t realize that this is A COMIC and doesn’t have to follow all the laws (natural and legal) of the real world.

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 14 days ago

    Sorry, Aryalover, I knew I was forgetting someone. :) It’s what I get for not going back over the archives first.

    Indeed, Doctor Toon, and no comprehension of the compulsion either it seems. (Shhh! I’ll try to avoid that little trap myself…)