2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton

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  1. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Ouch! Here a peck, there a peck, everywhere a peck, peck.

    Hi Marg!

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Sufficient punishment, indeed!

    Hi, Carmy!

  3. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    And they’re all in color, too!

    Marg and Carmy, how do you get boldface here?

  4. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Rakkav, type in 2 asterisks before and after the word you want to be bold. Type 3 asterisks before and after the word you want to be be bold, italic. Type 1 asterisk before and after the word you want to be italic. (Don’t skip spaces between the word and the asterisk.)

  5. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Boy, that chicken sure is a real pecker.

  6. Rmom

    Rmom said, 4 months ago

    How many boxes of band-aids did it take?

  7. dapperdan61

    dapperdan61Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    At 1st they looked like worms

  8. Owlsly Whistlepig

    Owlsly WhistlepigGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    ouch

  9. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Peter Piper pecked a pack of postal peepers…

  10. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 4 months ago

    My late partner, Ed, grew up on a farm. One day when he was a little boy, h was with his mother at another location and he saw a very large rooster.

    He exclaimed, “Look at the big pecker!”

    He said his mother turned bright red.

    What did 2 Cows do? Open a sealed letter that was already put into the mail box? Notice that Chicken forgot to put up the red flag on the side of the mail box to let the mail carrier that there was outgoing mail.

    If Chicken is a White Leghorn and Gwenella is too, they both have red eyes. The White Leghorn breed is an albino fowl. Albinos, no matter what species, tend to have red eyes.

    Of course, since Gwenella dressed like a hooker, she could have been wearing green contact lenses.

    In my experience of raising chickens, I would say that since the comb of Chicken looks like that of a hen, she must not be a rooster. Must be a Lesbian love affair.

  11. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Joe Allen Doty, see yesterday. Once and for all, Chicken is a SIR.

    That said, maybe Steve could get some useful feedback from you as one who has raised chickens and know what they look like.

  12. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Pull the band-aids off fast - and all at once.

  13. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 4 months ago

    Yesterday, they were pretending to be in a court room and the use of the word “Sir” when one Cow was talking to the Defense implies absolutely nothing.

    Have you noticed that the 2 Cows are not drawn anatomically correct either? They don’t have udders.

    They are drawn genderless.

  14. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 4 months ago

    But, this whole comic strip is drawn from the imagination of Steve Skelton.

  15. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 4 months ago

    While all poultry breeds have breasts - even the roosters, Gwenella has human type breasts which would have to be fake, too.

  16. sskelton

    sskeltonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Thank you for your comments, everyone! I really enjoy reading them. Basically, the two cows are female and the chicken is a male. Even though chicken is not a rooster, he is still of male persuasion for this strip. Perhaps he is a cockerel, or a capon, but it really doesn’t matter as he is just a male for the sake of the strip………

  17. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Hopefully there are at least 739 instruments in the band aids department, or the band will be dismantled.

    If there’s only one band aid left, let’s hope its a trumpet. The trumpet section should be seven-deep.

    A trumpet is very portable and healing in its tones.

    (just waiting now for nighthawks to swoosh in….)

    A.

  18. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    This incident sparks a new proverbial question….
    Why did the cows cross the chicken?

  19. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    grazer said, 22 minutes ago

    This incident sparks a new proverbial question….
    Why did the cows cross the chicken?

    Excellent, sir!

  20. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Sskelton - don’t sweat it - I don’t. The one that does bother me that is blatantly wrong is the barnyard cartoon on tv that has a supposedly male cow with an udder.

  21. johnnydoc5

    johnnydoc5 said, 4 months ago

    Strip, DF and Grazer, LOL!

  22. pomy2191

    pomy2191 said, 4 months ago

    ouch!..thats gonna hurt a lot!

  23. Jonathan Lemon

    Jonathan LemonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    LOL! So funny.