2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton

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  1. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Why do ice cream trucks always seem to play “Turkey in the straw”? Rarely do I hear another song.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    ‘Turkey In The Straw’ is perfect for this crowd….

  3. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I didn’t know that the cows and chicken were allied with the Rodent Revolution.

  4. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    ROFLMAO, Steve! Where do you come up with this stuff?

  5. grazer

    grazer said, 5 months ago

    Pearl is really smart. Brave and lovely too. Definate leadership material if she makes it past puberty.

  6. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Better put out those torches first or the ice cream will melt.

  7. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    The Village Idiot? Was he one of those “Village People”?

  8. Joe Minotaur

    Joe Minotaur said, 5 months ago

    “The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays ‘Helter Skelter’.” -Steven Wright

    I was in England in 1985-1986 and saw Steven Wright perform on ‘Saturday Live’ a British variety show. His jokes BOMBED! It was so bad that they had to start a laugh track!

  9. Shikamoo

    ShikamooGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Rodents can’t be ALL bad, Doc! this one is pretty helpful.

    @Rakkav- Hot fudge sundaes! Ice cream Flambe!

  10. mroberts88

    mroberts88 said, 5 months ago

    Hah, no one can resist ice cream

  11. mroberts88

    mroberts88 said, 5 months ago

    Hah, no one can resist ice cream

  12. BlueRaven

    BlueRaven said, 5 months ago

    One nice thing about the paletas push carts here in California… no “Turkey in the Straw,” just the bells on the cart. I was in a RPG campaign one summer where after a few weeks, we all started getting collectively tense about the same time. Within minutes, the ice cream truck would go by. Random jokes got made about bazookas and other armaments (it was a science fiction-based game, after all), and then we’d all relax and move on. Their version of “Turkey” was tinnier than any I’ve heard before or since.

  13. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 said, 5 months ago

    The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays “The Entertainer.” Still tinny, but at least not Turkey in the Straw.

  14. sskelton

    sskeltonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I am a little freaked. Both Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson have had appearances in this strip over the last 6 months.

  15. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    sskelton, I understand the feeling. Just one question: did Farah Fawcett sneak in too?

    Hey, it could be worse, Tribesmen. “I Dream of Jeanie”, an old movie about Stephen Foster, began with Stephen’s fiancee being about driven out of her gourd by “Oh, Susanna”, which was making the rounds all over the country (even on paddleboat whistles).