FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 26, 2011

Transcript:

Marcus: You are in a dark and gloomy cavern. Jason: My wizard uses his +2 staff of illumination. Marcus: A hideous and loathsome creature is charging toward you from behind! Jason: Its claws are drawn! There's nowhere to hide! Jason: Why would I want to hide? My barbarian has an ax of godly might. Marcus: You misunderstand. Jason: Oh, that creature. Paige: I found my 'N Sync CD under the lawnmower again, Jason!